Almost famous

Like many hangers on roaming the streets of Hollywood, I too have famous friends. But they're the cool kind of famous, the ones who don't flaunt it, the ones you won't see guest dj'ing at some queer (and I don't mean homosexual, I mean lame) bar, the ones who don't only date other famous people, and the ones who don't have real pictures on IMDB but rather that outline of the generic man instead. So what the hell am I talking about? Mr. Guiseppe Graziano and his moment of immortality thanks to King of Queens (below you'll find an episode description, c/o Mr. G himself):

doug spills mayo all over carrie's client's suit... and the client goes... "This is an 800 dollar Giuseppe Graziano, and it's ruined!".... then later, at the end of the scene, spence is alone with her and he points to her suit and says, "Is that a Giuseppe Graziano?"

And to think I got excited b/c Robert put a character named Regan (yes, he mispelled it, silly boy) in his episode of Judging Amy, but "claimed" he didn't name her after me. B*tch please...you're thinly veiled portayal of me as a 14 year old punk rocker w/ an attitude is so obvious. I know when I'm being imitated.
R.